I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
SI #115
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down
SI #114
Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at
SI #113
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back
SI #112
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
SI #111
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions
SI #110
Socialist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
SI #109
Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together
SI #108
The light went out, but where to
SI #107
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it
SI #106
What happened to the first 6 “ups”
SI #105
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for
SI #104
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
SI #103
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi
SI #102
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers